Hate Mail

Dear Mailman,

You do realize that your job requires you to deliver mail every day, right? I want my NetFlix.

Love,
Matt

3 Comments

  1. J:

    Um, excuse me. But I’ve seen this hate mail format somewhere before. Just sayin.

  2. mattstocum:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :-D

  3. J:

    uh huh.

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