Rocket Ship to Hell
So Jozette found a great idea and borrowed it for her own. I love it.
To double quote:
{The following excerpt is taking directly from the mouth of the I *Heart* You blog.}
Sometimes I will read a news story (okay gossip blog) and think, “Oh my god, if I have to read about or see one more picture of insertnamehere I am going to vomit!!” And then I think about if I had a rocket ship with 5 seats on it and I could put whoever I wanted on it and blast that f*cker into outer space, who would I choose to fill the 5 seats.
So here’s my list:
- John McCain. Seriously dude, you scare the fuck out of me.
- Hillary supporters who are sad and say they’re now going to vote for McCain. So your candidate lost. Boo-fucking-hoo. I voted for Kucinich, or I would have if PA didn’t have its primary so fucking late in the season that he had long since dropped out. You rarely get to vote for your first choice in the general election, it’s just the way the system works. If you’re really so childish that you’re going to vote for a guy who thinks Unky Sam has more right to say what you do with your body than you do purely out of spite, kindly do the world a favor and get off of it. The grownups are trying to fix things.
- Tom Cruise. Do I even need to explain this?
- Paris Hilton. When I look at what a waste you made of your life, I feel bad for the millions of your potential siblings that never got a chance just so you could. When I see how America idolizes you, I hate our freedom!
- Tyra Banks. You are probably the most self-centered human alive.
ETA: Honorable Mention: Oprah. You have such a powerful public voice, and yet you squander it by pimping crap like The Secret and Dr. Phil. You are hurting America.
Jz:
Matt - I was going to put Tyra on my blog!!! Then I swapped her out for Celine Dion. Cause I can live in a world with Tyra…but Celine? Not so much.
26 June 2008, 10:31 am